diebuster:

is that true that gay women like naked bitches. that’s kind of scary

(via femmeslash)

wolrith:

if it was a good day i would be fishin

(via wizardshark)

candystrippers:

I had a very young kid with a hereditary heart condition come in today to be seen. My colleague excitedly told him that I play “that ‘dungeons and dragons’ game just like you do!”

The kid deadpans me with “I DM for 8 people who keep splitting the party, I think that’s why I’m really here.”

Relatable, kid, relatable.

(via luimnigh)

mamoru:

mamoru:

even if you care deeply about some specific kind of suffering you do not have to fill your life with as many upsetting stories of that type of suffering as possible. that is just signing up to have a bad time.

does you absorbing this information help you benefit a cause? and even if you are benefitting a cause, are you doing something productive with more of these stories or are they just making you feel bad? are you taking more effective action or just getting overwhelmed with sadness? is surrounding yourself with stuff that upsets you helping you more than it hurts you?

(via luimnigh)

agentjazzy:

ALT

reposting this from twitter bc it’s making me lose my mind

(via wizardshark)

milk5:

The global cultural exchange brought on by the internet is beautiful because for the first time in history it is relatively normal for ohioan teenagers to develop extremely unhealthy romantic yearnings for lithe wuxia men trapped inside digital casinos

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transcyberism:

redarmyscreaming:

depsidase:

Sharecropping.

FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.

(via wizardshark)

Anonymous asked:

please go outside

rslashrats:

look at this rare snurp

malicious-spellcaster-420:

um yeah I pull bitches. pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors

(via wizardshark)

little-miss-mash:

little-miss-mash:

harryftlove:

who is the most famous person you’ve interacted with either online or in person?

Had guy fiery sign my sketch book but it was a loud bar so he went “SEX BOOK?” Then immediately grabbed it and started flipping through it and went “ahhh sketch book” and signed a random page

I forgot to mention he signed it “love, peace, and taco grease”

(via flightyfinch)

foxincrocs-classic:

dogsagainstbenitojuarez:

bulbasars2:

gearboxpraexology:

kawaii-pigeon:

blurrymango:

theinformationcollector:

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

Then we’ll all say it together

F

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K

(via wizardshark)

froody:

my beautiful twin sons, Severe Thunderstorm Warning and Lightning Alert and my only daughter, Tornado Watch

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kawaiite-mage:

supermariofuckanweed:

jeekoftheweek:

ghost-mayn:

kawaiite-mage:

I’m gonna start a new aesthetic, it’s called “badpunk”. It’s an alternate retro sci-fi look except all the technology is terrible and looks bad. Somebody add pictures, I need examples.

Great work everybody these all look like shit

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cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords:

galaxseacreature:

oneheadtoanother:

ALT

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